Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

 Californians shiver uncontrollably.

 Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian Cars won’t start

Canadians drive with the windows down and still wear shorts and T-shirts.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

American water freezes

Canadians have the last cookout of the season

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their earflaps..

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)

Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.

Canadians get frustrated when they can not thaw the keg..

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes.

Canadians get a day off of work to go tobogganing.

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

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