Forest Fire Fighter

I wear a hard hat and haul hose through thick forest

I sleep in the bush under a glorified tarp.

A Pulaski is not an axe

The reefer is not something we smoke

A 200 man cache is not money for 200 men.

A wobble pump is not a drunken sexual position.

A melon roll is not a pastry.

A hole in the ground is a perfectly good place to store meat.

A piss pack is not a case of beer.

Water Thieves are not thirsty camels.

Our stranglers are not from Boston.

EFP, FPW, RDO, IA, FBS, FPO, FMFP and SE are our understood language.

I work hard 15 hours a day to save your ass.

.. and, I AM A FIRE FIGHTER!

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